Why Beer is Better than Women
1. Beer doesn`t need much closet space.
2. Beer doesn`t care how much money you make.
3. You don't have to wine and dine beer.
4. Your beer will wait while you play football.
5. Beer doesn`t drive.
6. Beer is never late.
7. A beer doesn't get jealous.
8. Hangovers go away.
9. Beer doesn`t have in-laws.
10. Beer never has a headache.
11. Beer doesn`t mind riding in the trunk
12. You don't have to drive a beer home.
13. Beer doesn`t use credit cards.
14. Beer won`t drive you to drink
15. A beer doesn`t complain about belching.
16. You can share a beer with your friends.
17. You can have more than one beer a night.
18. Beer doesn`t mind football season.
19. Beer never buys shoes.
20. Beer doesn't demand equality.
21. You can have a beer in public.
22. A beer doesn't care when you come home.
23. A cold beer is a good beer.
24. Beer won`t get upset if you bring home another beer.
25. Beer doesn`t talk on the phone
26. If you change beers you don't have to pay alimony.
