YOU MIGHT BE A YANKEE IF:
1. You think a "Goo Goo Cluster" is a group of babies.
2. You think Heinz Ketchup is really SPICY!
3. You pronounce Oil.....EARL.
4. You prefer potatoes au gratin to grits.
5. You don't know what a moon pie is.
6. You've never had an RC cola.
7. You've never eaten okra, fried or boiled.
8. You eat fried chicken with a knife and fork.
9. You've never seen a live chicken.
10.You have no idea what a polecat is.
11.You own a poodle.
12.You put a sweater on your poodle.
13.You vacation at Cape Cod instead of Opryland.
14.You live or have ever lived in a "flat".
15.You`ve never listened to the "Grand Ole` Opry".
16.You say "you guys" instead of "ya`ll".
17.You don't think Ted Kennedy has an accent.
18.You think God`s middle name is "dammit".
19.You think K.F.C. is real southern eatin`.
20.You don't have one can of WD-40 in the house.
21.You don`t know the difference between Flat & Scruggs and Briggs & Stratton.
22.You don't have any hats that advertise feed
stores.
23.The farthest south you've ever been is New Jersey.
24.You call binoculars opera glasses.
25.You think chocolate milk comes from cows who stand in the shade.
26.You never watch the "Beverly Hillbillies".
27.You think Gary Shandling is funny.
28.You don't know anyone with at least two first
names ( Billy Bob, Faye Ellen, Billy Ray, Mary Jo).
29.You think ya`ll really won the war.
30.You've never been to a "Monster Truck" show.
31.You get freaked out when strangers talk to you.
32.You can do your laundry without quarters.
33.None of your fur coats are homemade.
34. You prefer re-runs of Seinfeld over Andy Griffith.
35. You put tartar sauce on your french fries.
36. You don`t have bangs.
37. You think they sell fleas at a "Flea Market".
38. You think the S.E.C. stands for the Securities and Exchange Commission.
39. You don`t own a pick-up truck.
40. You`ve never eaten squirrel or rabbit.
41. You think Dolly Parton is a star because she can act.
42. You were never taught to say yes ma`am and thank you.
43. You think okra is a talk show host.
44. You think "sunday go to meeting" means going to watch a professional football game.
